Post by ¤Ðevlin Šcott¤ on Sept 4, 2015 3:42:33 GMT -5
Live from the Vodafone Events Centre
Manukau, Auckland, New Zealand
Manukau, Auckland, New Zealand
["Money" by Pink Floyd blares across the sound system as out walks Wayne Everett to a very loud and enthusiastic crowd tonight. Signs can be seen among the faithful some reading "Queen of NZ Prii" "Hotep is my God", "Jerk is a Great White Jerkoff", "Hayden is HOT", "Im a Thor Freak","Tee me Voland", "Lex get it on", "Kiss me James", "Thoramaniac", "TEE B with Me", "X & O me Prii". A lot are also in support for Reuben McCoy with signs reading "#8 is Gr8," "Reubens gonna smash ya", "Real Deal", "TJ Sux" and "Go Home TJ".
Looking all around the buzz is electric with anticipation as chants of APW ring out at the inaugural Anzac Pro Wrestling Supershow. Wayne Everett still standing at the entrance way is beaming a smile that says it all. Dressed as always in a very smart fine dark blue Italian suit tonight he is wearing a red tie and white shirt. Above the breast pocket is a Poppy the symbol of remembrance that is used in New Zealand and Australia. He stands there with mic in his right hand and after a few moment gestures with his left to the crowd so he can talk.
Wayne: "Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls welcome to Lest We Forget! [APW, APW] Tonight history will be made as we crown the first ever NEW ZEALAND CHAMPION! [The crowd go nuts chanting APW, APW and the names of their favourite stars] What a great night we have in store for you tonight, not only will History be created but also we put to rest once and for all the sneak attacks as finally Reuben McCoy! Takes on TJ McDaniel's in an AMBULANCE match! [More chants this time for Reuben with his name repeating over and over mixed in are TJ sucks chants]
Wayne: Also in action tonight is Hayden Phoenix [Just then one loud female voice shouts out "Marry me Hayden" to laughter] Yes love I am sure Hayden will take that proposal in consideration [laughing] A triple threat match tonight we'll see Jerk, Mistah Boombastic and Hayden [waits for the girl] Phoenix!
Wayne: But first. Today many of you here would have attended one of the many dawn services held around Auckland, and New Zealand. A chance for us all to reflect and remember those that paid the ultimate price for our freedoms. Freedoms that enabled us to be here tonight. Freedoms that allow out daughters to the same right to an education and life all people deserve. Freedoms that allow us to speak the truths and hold accountable those that commit injustices. Freedoms to attend sporting events with family and friends freedom to walk the streets, freedoms to be here in this beautiful country. Freedoms we all at times unknowingly take for granted. Those freedoms and more that we enjoy because of those that paid with their lives in war.
Wayne: Can I ask you all to join me and observe a minutes silence to remember those who gave so much for us followed by the national anthem. [Everyone stands and bows their head]
Robbie: Welcome to Lest We Forget everyone, I'm Robbie Baldwin and with me as always is Vicente Gill.
Vicente: Well Robbie that was an emotional rendition played there and like many here tonight, all the Anzac pro crew and talent attended the dawn service held at the Auckland War Memorial this morning and I am sure for some it will make the crowning of the New Zealand champion extra special.
Robbie: I have to agree and what a show we have tonight folks. First up is another triple threat between Jerk, Mistah Boombastic and Hayden Phoenix. Then we have the match to end it all an Ambulance Match between Reuben McCoy and from NGSE TJ McDaniel's.
Vicente: After that carnage its then the main event, where ten people will join and only one will leave the winner and first New Zealand Champion!
Vicente: But before all that a quick rundown on what’s up next and that's the triple threat match.
Robbie: Hayden being very vocal leading into tonight, and Reuben aside has taken to the Anzac spirit and its meanings to heart it seems. A young lad from Canada with a great amount of potential and impressed enough in his dark match to be added to what was originally a singles match here tonight.
Robbie: Yeah but this lad has a lot of travelling tonight or tomorrow if you want to say it, as he is not only on double duty, but he is on double duty on two Supershows on opposite sides of the world!Good thing for him Wayne has given the services of his private jet to the lad so he can make it back to Ohio on time. Anyway Rob, we have a fantastic show on tonight and and the triple threat is a nice little appetizer and is sure to keep these great folks here entertained.
Vicente: The other opponents in this match are Jerk, who if I recall was the one who was pinned last week on Saturday Night Special by Tee Voland in another triple threat?
Robbie: That's right V, he was and I'm sure the Aussie will be wanting to make up for that here tonight.
Vicente: Now their opponent is someone who is coming off a loss also from last week and will be looking to get back on track against these two men tonight.
Robbie: Mistah Boombastic was unlucky last week but his loss not only when down in the loss column last week, but also gave his opponent James Jackson his first win.
Vicente: Neither these two men have been heard from since and due to flight delays Mistah was unable to attend the ceremony this morning, while Jerk attended I believe the Sydney one and flew in early this afternoon.
Robbie: One of the advantages of only being a two hour flight away V. Max is in the ring and we are ready to get to the triple threat!
[Hayden Phoenix is backstage at Anzac Pro Wrestling's own supershow, Lest We Forget. He is making his way down the hallway heading towards the gorilla position as his match is coming up. As he makes his way down the hall, a monstrous figure makes his way into the picture. As the camera looks up, it is a familiar face; T.J. McDaniel's. Both men have come to APW via the affiliate New Generation Sports Entertainment, but in much different ways. T.J. McDaniel's has made his way to New Zealand by way of Reuben McCoy's open challenge, and the following attacks. Hayden Phoenix, on the other hand, has signed a deal with the blessing of NGSE owner Devlin Scott to become an official part of the APW talent roster. Coming down the hall, Hayden looks up and realizes it is T.J.]
Hayden: Hey-
T.J.: What are you doing here?
Hayden: I have a match. Didn't you know that? I am sure--
T.J.: I have better things to do than to worry about other people. Did you actually sign with this company?
Hayden: Yeah, I am quite excited-
T.J.: I will stop you there. The fact that you ACTUALLY want to be here, you are an idiot. These fans don't know shit and they are all morons.
Hayden: You need to chill out T.J.
T.J.: Or else what?
Hayden: Or else I am going to shove my fist down your throat. You think that you are some big, unstoppable monster? You are nothing more than a scared little kid. I cannot wait to watch Reuben McCoy kick you ass out there... and I am sure that soon enough we will face off again in NGSE.
T.J.: I'd love to show you up.
Hayden: Yeah, good luck with that. And you NEED to learn some respect... THESE fans here in New Zealand are some of the best, loudest, and more crazed fans. You fail to see that, and that is why you will flame out in short time. Now get out of my way, I have fans to put on a show for!
[Hayden pushes his way back T.J. as he is left speechless as the camera fades back to the arena]
Max: Ladies and Gentleman this match is a Triple Threat match introducing first from Sydney Australia, he weighs in at 222 pounds he is Jeeeeerk!
The lights go out throughout the arena as the music kicks in.
Strobe lights flash in time to the building crescendo as Jerk emerges from the back, standing on the stage just staring down at the ring. He paces the length of the stage, staring out of the fans before making his way down the ramp. He ignores all the fans and just heads straight for the ring, climbing up onto the apron and up the outside of the ring-post where he will outstretch a fist, similar to that of a Roman emperor determining the fate of a gladiator’s life and turns his thumb downwards before bringing it in close and then dragging it across his throat before dropping into the ring.
Max: And his opponent weighing in at 184 pounds from Hollywood, California he is Missssstaaaaah BoooomBastiiiiccc!
As "Here I am" starts playing in the arena, a long little smoke machine pumps out smoke next to the entrance from backstage.
A pause of 30 seconds as the audience starts to mutter.
Suddenly Boombastic rushes out from the back and stops at the top of the ramp appearing to hold his breath.
Boombastic does a few steps of "the running man" to the music before grooving his way down to the ring, slowly exhaling a large cloud of white smoke as he goes.
Once in the ring he dances more to his music even after the music stops until the ref stops him
Max: And there opponent weighing in at 235 pounds from Hamilton, Ontario, CANaDA! he is Haaydeen Phoenixxxx!
"Show Me How To Live" by Audioslave begins to play as fog begins to rise from the entrance way. The lights dim down and two spotlights converge on the curtain as Hayden Phoenix makes his way out to the entrance. He stops to look around at the crowd, lift his head, and smiles. He then continues his way to the ring ready for his match. He has a serious demeanor on his face and looks up to the crowd. He points to the crowd on his left, and the crowd cheers. He slides over to his right, points to the crowd, and they erupt as well. The lights brighten up as Hayden walks down to the outside of the ring, Phoenix holds his arms out to the sides with his palms up, yells something into the air that cannot be made out, and jumps up onto the apron.
He grabs the top rope, looks at both his left and his right side, and flips head first into the ring.
Triple Threat
Hayden Phoenix v Jerk v Mistah Boombastic
Max exits the ring as the 3 men stare at each other from different corners.
Referee Joseph Kane slides into the ring, ready to direct the match as he calls for the bell to ring.
DING!
DING!
DING!
And the match is underway as Hayden and Boombastic move toward Jerk. Boombastic is the first to try and grab Jerk, who ducks down to dodge. He crawls under Boombastic and hops to his feet. He attempts to go for a headbutt from behind, but it's stopped by Hayden who grabs Jerk and pulls him back.
Boombastic turns around and attempts to slap Jerk in the face, though Hayden pulls Jerk back.
We can faintly hear Hayden speaking.
Robbie: I think Hayden's telling Boombastic that he's not the kind of guy to double team against an opponent!
Vicente: I don't think Boombastic's gonna like that!
Hayden let’s go of the struggling Jerk, who immediately sends a headbutt into the direction of Boombastic. He drops back a bit, though doesn't show he's phased as he hops onto Jerk, tackling him to the ground and punching him multiple times in the face.
Vicente: The Lou Thez Press from Mistah Boombastic!
When he's finished, he attempts to spring up toward Hayden, though Jerk is able to grab his leg, sending Boombastic's face straight into the ring mat.
Jerk hops up to his feet and dashes toward Hayden, who had simply been watching on. He tackles Hayden to the ground and screams in his face,"You f***ing coward!! Fight!!"
He doesn't realize that Boombastic is up to his feet, as he grabs Jerk and pulls him up, Irish whipping him toward the ropes. Jerk latches onto the top rope, but it's useless as Boombastic sends him over with a clothesline!
Jerk spills out onto the ground outside the ring as Boombastic yells down at him, though the cameras do not pick up what is said.
1!
Hayden comes out of nowhere, running toward Boombastic! Though it seems the man about to be attacked hears it. As Hayden launches forward, Boombastic grabs the top rope and drops down, forcing Hayden over the top rope, and causing him to land flat on his back on the outside.
1!
Robbie: And just like that, Mistah Boombastic receives the advantage, with both of his opponents on the outside of the ring!
2!
Hayden begins to stand up as Boombastic looks toward his opponent, and the ropes behind him.
3!
4!
Boombastic turns around and runs to the ropes, bouncing off of them.
5!
He then makes a run for the other side, jumping in-between the top and middle rope, and ramming into Hayden just as he makes a full stand, knocking his head into the announce table!
Vicente: My god!
Robbie: Hayden may have gotten a concussion with that one! You gotta admit, some serious damage was administered there.
1!
2!
Boombastic begins to stand up, as does Jerk.
3!
4!
5!
Jerk is up to his feet completely as he makes his way to Boombastic, running toward the crouched man.
6!
He hops off of his legs, allowing one to hold out, using the side of it to nail Boombastic in the head!
Robbie: SHINING WIZARD! SHINING WIZARD!
Vicente: RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US NONE THE LESS!
7!
Being reminded of the count, Jerk hops to his feet and runs in! Leaving 2 victims outside.
8!
Hayden crawls to the ring, Jerk unknowing as he taunts near the ropes.
9!
Hayden hops up, grabbing Jerk and pulling him back out to the carnage spilled out of the ring!
Robbie: And Hayden causes the count to restart!
Vicente: Good job Hayden, this carnage isn't over yet!
Hayden, still a grasp on Jerk, Irish whips him into the barricade. He begins to make his way toward him, though Boombastic comes out of nowhere and knocks him off his feet with a clothesline to the back.
1!
He grabs Hayden, pulling him up and dragging him toward the announce table.
Robbie: Boombastic coming our way!
2!
He drags Hayden onto the announce table, leaving the almost broken man there as he slides back into the ring, climbing onto the nearest turnbuckle. and staring down to Hayden.
Vicente: Don't do it!
Vicente and Robbie move away from the announce table, leaving their headsets.
Boombastic sizes up the area in front of him, preparing to jump.
3!
Jerk is up on his feet as he slides into the ring, and dashes to the turnbuckle. He shoves Boombastic, who flies off of the turnbuckle and lands head first onto the ground.
Vicente and Robbie return to their table, and put on their headsets.
Robbie: Jerk... Saved Hayden?
Vicente: He couldn't have! He must not have noticed where Hayden was, or maybe he just wanted to ruin Boombastic's roll.
Robbie: Well, He probably ruined more than his role in knocking him off of the turnbuckle.
Medical Personnel rush out from the back, making their way toward Boombastic, and his possible head injury.
1!
Jerk hops onto the turnbuckle Boombastic was on and stares down at Hayden, who was beginning to stand up. He crouches down before jumping off of the turnbuckle toward Hayden.
Robbie: AND HERE COMES JERK!!
With a sudden burst of energy, Hayden launches off of the table, colliding with Jerk in mid-air, and sending both himself and Jerk to the ground.
Robbie: HAYDEN INTERCEPTS JERK!!
Vicente: We're gonna have to look at a replay, to see who may have gotten the advantage with that mid-air collision!
2!
We go to a zoomed in, slow motion replay to get a better look at the collision. It appears that Hayden...
was...
able to...
get in...
a...
EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COLLISION!!
3!
Robbie: A European Uppercut out of nowhere by Hayden!
Vicente: MY GOD!!
Back with Boombastic, he appears to be busted open. He also appears to be still-conscious. The medical personal load him onto a stretcher, and begin to take him away.
Robbie: I don't think Mistah Boombastic's gonna be continuing on with this match.
4!
5!
Suddenly, Boombastic punches one of the few medical personal in the face, and hops off of the stretcher, running toward and sliding into the ring before suddenly diving through the middle and top rope yet again!
Vicente: Another suicide dive!? When will he quit!?
He lands belly to back on top of Jerk. With all 3 opponents down, and possibly out, the ref restarts the count, off of Boombastics sudden entrance and exit through the ring.
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
Hayden crawls toward the ring.
6!
7!
Hayden slides into the ring, laying on the ring mat.
8!
Boombastic begins to recover. He crawls into the ring.
9!
Jerk suddenly grabs Boombastic's leg, pulling him back outside!
Robbie: And Jerk continues the match, pulling out a recently entered Boombastic!
He stands up completely and spits onto Boombastic's face!
Vicente: And he spits in Boombastic's face!!
Robbie: Only a real Jerk would do that! Hence the name!
1!
Jerk throws Boombastic back into the ring before sliding in himself. Upon standing up, He is pushed back against the ropes by Hayden, who backs up after the push and runs at Jerk, hopping over Boombastic and dishing out an Enziguri!
Robbie: PHEONIX RISING! HAYDEN PHEONIX COULD HAVE THIS MATCH IN THE BAG!!
Jerk drops to the ground. Boombastic is sent out of the ring by Hayden. Hayden rushes to Jerk and flips him onto his back, hooking the leg with a pin as the ref slides in for the count!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
Max: The winner of this match, Hayden Phoenix!!
Vicente: Well, These two men tried their hardest, but they were unable to defeat Hayden.
Robbie: We may be seeing a future champion in the making! Speaking of future champion, as you all may already know, we have a 10 man battle royal for the newly established New Zealand Championship: Be the first to have YOUR name on the championship records!
Vicente: And by "YOUR" we're talking about one of the ten men and woman competing in said battle royal.
Robbie: With Prii Foote, Reagan, Gary Mac, Tee Voland, Ryan Zane, Thor Vegard, Prince Wadjethotep, James Jackson, Lex Nihilo and Xander, It's sure to be an amazing sendoff here at Lest We Forget!
Hayden is still laying on top of Jerk, completely exhausted as Joseph Kane raises his hand in victory as we cut to commercial
*****
EFG: Efed Guerillas
Tune in tomorrow at 8am New Zealand time and catch a great show!
*****
EFG: Efed Guerillas
Tune in tomorrow at 8am New Zealand time and catch a great show!
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