Post by khonda on Jun 13, 2016 8:43:23 GMT -5
Years ago, Heavenly Star sumo stable trading facility, Kobe Japan
*The sunlight coming through the small blinds on the other side of the room woke the already stirring rookie sumo. He had been staying in this small room for three days already, and the newness and reality of it all still weighed heavily on him. He was finally doing it. He was finally going to begin his training and work toward the dream he had been dreaming about for as long as he remembered. The first couple of days as the newest member of his sumo stable had been rather boring, registration and initiation. Loads of paperwork followed by two full 12 hour days of scrubbing a bath house, from top to bottom, and preparing it for use for the rest of the stable. Khonda however, did not mind. This simple hazing served as nothing more than a minor distraction on his way to greatness. And today….today was the first time he would actually get into a ring. Today was the first in many steps to greatness…*
Khonda: Today is the first day on the road to being champion.
*Khonda smiled and took one last deep breath before getting out of his bed. The bed creaked what sounded like a sigh of relief as the very, very large man slid off of it and his feet crashed onto the hard floor. Khonda ties his hair back and prepares for what is sure to be one of his fondest memories on the road to Yokozuna. Eventually Khonda makes his way to the training space. He stands in awe as his stable mates prepare for training. Being the newest member he was also the last to receive training and instruction, and was at times looked down on by some of the senior members. Quietly, Khonda sat and listened and watched for what seemed like hours, and soon breakfast came. Khonda of course was also in line for the early morning meal of fish, rice, and beer…..(true story, beer for breakfast, Japan is amazing) and as Khonda was about to receive his portion, he was interrupted by a senior member of the stable. The man’s name was Tatsomoto…and he was preceded by a certain reputation. Large, strong, and very very good at what he does, Tastomoto decided that today Khonda had not earned the right to eat.*
Tatsomoto: New pup has not put in work yet. New pup not able to eat yet. When you do something, pathetic puppy…THEN you may eat with us.
*Tatsomoto laughed, and then looked fiercely at the rest of the training stable who then joined in. Khonda, however, did not find this situation amusing. Khonda was not upset over the missed meal…that was of no consequence to Khonda. Rather Khonda viewed this situation, rightly so, as a lack of respect. While he understood his place in the stable, he did not care much for the lack of respect being shown him.
Thus, Khonda decided to do something about it.
Later that afternnon, Khonda quietly waited for Tatsomoto to take his turn in one of the training rings, and then Khonda jumped at this chance. Khonda, breaking many rules of seniority and respect (for none was given to him, why would he give it in return?) and entered into the ring with his foe. The entirety of the stable in the train facility stopped and all eyes were on this match that was about to commence. More importantly, all eyes were on this upstart Khonda. Khonda knew this would give him a certain reputation, and he knew what was on the line here. Should he lose to Tatsomoto, the respect would never be earned, not only from him but the rest of the sumo stable…and as soon as the news got out, he sport at large would pay no respect to this young upstart sumo. Khonda knew all of this….but it mattered not. as Tatsomoto laughed and cursed at Khonda, taunting him, Khonda got into his stance and readied for Tastomoto to start. Eventually the senior sumo bent down into his starting stance, and muttered something about embarrassing Khonda today and tomorrow and forever until he left the stable. The match started, and the two giant clashed. Tatsomoto tried, but could not move the younger Khonda. Khonda too had problems though, as the experience of Tatsomoto came into play and he began to use Khonda’s aggression against him. However, in a move that only the most advanced sumo practitioners could accomplish or even know about, Khonda was able to throw Tatsomoto out of his grip on onto the ground, throwing him with such force that Tastomoto even continued to roll out of the ring onto the ground below. The rest of the crowd stopped in awe as Khonda preformed almost a complete split with his legs, careful to make sure no part of his body outside his feet touched the ground. The stable cheered and a couple of men came to Tatsmoto’s side to help him up.*
Khonda: Do not touch him….little pup does not deserve help from stable mates. Little pup stay where he at, below the feet of Khonda. Never forget….Khonda win this fight, and will win every fight. Because you gave Khonda a reason, one simple little reason to drive Khonda. You, little pup, embarrassed Khonda…now Khonda embarrass and ridicule you. You started something you did not finish….now Khonda make sure you never forget.
Present day, Las Vegas Nevada, hotel room in the Luxor
*Smoke comes billowing from a large cigar in the mouth of an even larger man. Khonda sits in a chair, a scantily clad woman sitting in his lap. He gives her a small pat on her behind, and she kisses his cheek and walks into the other room of the suite, leaving Khonda alone. He then takes another puff of his cigar and then a shot of whiskey from the table*
Khonda: Khonda not waste much time. Khonda have other, better things to worry about. But Khonda must address his opponent this week at Vendetta. Dirk Bently….you mind if I call you Dirkly? Not that it matter what you think, Khonda do it anyway and nothing Dirkly can do about it. Dirkly this week you have distinct honor and privilege of being in the ring with the greatness that is Khonda….few man can say they have been i the ring with such a powerful force, and even fewer can claim they have survived. You however, will be one of the many to face Khonda, and fall.
See Dirkly….such a funny name for a funny looking man…..Dirkly, for some reason Khonda going into match as some sort of under dog, as some sort of man should be happy with his consolation prize. But Khonda never one for sloppy seconds. Khonda always first choice in anything he does. Many feel that Dirkly can and will best Khonda….but Khonda know the truth…..
*The camera zooms closely into the face of Khonda*
Khonda: and Dirkly knows exactly what I am about to point out and say….
We all saw the footage of the attack Dirkly did on sweet Ashleigh Jericho. My friend. But we will not talk about the cowardice of the attack, we not even talk about what would happen had Khonda been around. Instead we talk about the aftermath of the attack. We talk about how Dirkly….attacks a single, tiny person, gets the jump on said person, and beats person to bloody pulp. And tiny sweet Ashleigh out of action for, what, two…three weeks.
Dirkly did good job of attack…but what Dirkly not do….is finish the job. Dirkly just could not get it done. Like nervous boy trying to ask out hot cheerleader….you got right up to the point of doing something that would impress world…and Khonda, but then you not pull trigger. You did not get it done.
And now Khonda knows just how beatable you are.
Where Dirkly was satisfied with simple beatdown and attack of opponent….Khonda never satisfied until opponent is utter beaten, broken, battered, and bloodied. Had it been Khonda in your position, the person on receiving end of horrendous Khonda beating would not only never wrestle again….they probably never walk again or be able to make fist. Khonda smashing things is something Khodna practice very much….but unlike silly Dirkly….who has silly, pathetic name for such a silly, pathetic man….Dirkly was simply satisfied with giving someone a two week vacation. You may win battle there with Ashleigh…..but you not win war. She will come for you, and she will end you.
Because you didn't get the job done.
You build reputation Dirkly, of man who has no fear of repercussion for actions. You attack people from behind, you talk much trash, and you brag of history…..but really Khonda know deep down you fearful man. You shown Khonda your weakness and Khonda will now exploit this weakness to not only to win…but embarrass Dirkly, even more so than he usually embarrasses himself. Unlike Khonda, who when given the chance and opportunity to end terrible career of guy who looks like an extra on the former ABC show turned current CMT show “Nashville”….seriously Dirkly, how sad is life when you look like reject from show that has to be renewed on Country Music Television? But unlike man who dressed like bouncer for local country bar…unlike Khonda, Dirkly not able to preform under pressure and finish job. Khonda finish job and make many america dollars doing so.
Cannot preform under pressure? Interesting….is that why Dirkly hit on old lady and having “Inappropriate” relations with teach or counselor or whatever crap she was…Khonda not care. Khonda just find humor in reading biography of Dirkly and seeing only woman to ever make Dirkly feel good in his big boy parts was a pedo. How sad for Dirkly that defining moment of manhood all based on perverted lie. Maybe this why DIrkly not able to do things well? Maybe this why DIrkly….does it piss you off yet Khonda call you Dirkly? Maybe this why Dirkly try and fail miserable at things he do in professional life. He cannot finish job when dressing up like Storm Trooper and attacking one….single….person. And he not be able to finish of Khonda. Khonda already had physical edge…Khonda strongest there is. Now Khonda have psychological edge as well…as we all have seen and known that Dirkly, poor, stupid Dirkly, will continue doing what he always do….not finish job and make fool of self. Hope Dirkly enjoy number one contendership for time being. After Khonda destroy DIrkly, it will be hard to walk let alone try and win championship.
Now….excuse Khonda for Khonda having friend in other room that wants to to unspeakable pleasure to me. You can watch if you want, but that cost extra and Khonda not paying for you to get your jollies. People pay to see Khonda, it why I am considered a draw in wrestling industry. Why is Khodna wasting time with you morons when hot red head stripper waiting. Leave so Khonda enjoy self.
*khonda puts out his cigar and walks to the other room of his suite, closes the door and scene ends*