Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 2:00:28 GMT -5
Do I have your attention, I know the way you've been livin'
Life so reckless, Tragedy endless, Welcome to the family.
I only had one person I really trusted and it stemmed from an awkward beginning. Only about a year after I left home, my parents tried to lure me back home by telling me that I had an older brother. I did not believe it at first but it did make me wonder, especially how bad of parents they were. They could of hidden anything from me. So eventually the curiosity got the best of me and I eventually just started looking for him myself. I finally found him via county birth records. We met and have been best friends ever since. He have mutual hatred for our parents and he has been my biggest supporter through all of my journey. He had been in the Navy and was honorably discharged only about a year ago so this was going to be our first Memorial Day together of which I was ecstatic. We decided to meet at a small diner we both surprisingly loved as children. I decided to show up a bit early so I can have a longer look at the new menu as I have a really strict diet now. I smiled as I saw him ride up on his motorcycle and park. He walked in and walked over. I got up and gave him a big hug.
How are you baby sister?
I am spectacular. Can't you tell? How are things with you?
Good sis but I have some news I could not tell you over the phone. They said my last dive, when the oxygen tank failed, caused me permanent damage after all. It's nothing I can't live with but it will take some getting use to still.
Oh my god, what's wrong?
It caused my taste and smell to disappear. I can't taste anything or smell anything anymore.
No way. Bullshit.
It is true sis. I was deprived of oxygen too long while down there. I will prove it to you.
He signals over to the waitress to come to the table. He whispers something in her ear and she walks back to the kitchen area.
Sis, this will really trip you out.
The waitress walks back holding one small ghost pepper in the palm of her hand.
Oh no, you are not...you can't?!
He puts it in his mouth and chews it up. Not even a single flinch or anything. I sat there in shock before saying anything. I was so amazed and felt sorry for him at the same time.
Well, bro, I have news for you but mine is good news to lighten this convo up a bit. I am finally in the big leagues of wrestling. I'm making my debut in NGW.
Hell yeah go girl. What kind of opponents do you have in your first match?
Well, it's a battle royal sort of thing to begin with but it really don't matter who they put up against me. I mean they are zero competition no matter who they are or think they are. So far one that might be involved is this pretty boy looking guy who goes by Jackson Ford. Most pretty boys are trying to make up for something they are lacking down below.
Hey now sis. Watch it.
Well you aren't exactly a pretty boy because you have a beard. So shuttup. Oh and I've heard another opponent sent in a promo. Koro is his name...he's one of those muscle monkey types, you know where they are so ape like they can't even put their arms down to their sides.
They both burst out laughing.
What it's true!! Oh and his lame nickname that he's given himself...the russian concussion. Like I bet that took him a long time to think of that one. Especially if he still watches Tom and Jerry.
Oh snap. Yeah I can tell you are my sister. You are too damn blunt just like me.
Awe, I will take that as a compliment. Can you believe he said I was a joke? Who is he kidding? He is the joke. Especially when I emasculate him in that ring. Make the big baby kiss my feet.
Okay sis enough about your match for now. So any guys after you there? Do I need to do the big brother and boyfriend talk with anyone?
I laughed and blushed as this was rare for me. Having someone have my back like that was still so surreal.
There are a few prospects but nothing concrete yet. I will keep you posted on that. There is this one I have my eye on. And I usually get what I want.
Good girl. Keep me in the loop about things. I want us to be close. Plus, I want to make sure you get a good guy because you deserve only the best.
We continued talking about the past as we finally ordered our lunches and took them to go. We went to our old neighborhood and compared hang out spots as we both ate. After words, I gave him the watch I bought for him and he surprised me with a necklace. He then took me back to the diner so I could get my car. We hugged and went our separate ways. It was a good Memorial day.
Life so reckless, Tragedy endless, Welcome to the family.
I only had one person I really trusted and it stemmed from an awkward beginning. Only about a year after I left home, my parents tried to lure me back home by telling me that I had an older brother. I did not believe it at first but it did make me wonder, especially how bad of parents they were. They could of hidden anything from me. So eventually the curiosity got the best of me and I eventually just started looking for him myself. I finally found him via county birth records. We met and have been best friends ever since. He have mutual hatred for our parents and he has been my biggest supporter through all of my journey. He had been in the Navy and was honorably discharged only about a year ago so this was going to be our first Memorial Day together of which I was ecstatic. We decided to meet at a small diner we both surprisingly loved as children. I decided to show up a bit early so I can have a longer look at the new menu as I have a really strict diet now. I smiled as I saw him ride up on his motorcycle and park. He walked in and walked over. I got up and gave him a big hug.
How are you baby sister?
I am spectacular. Can't you tell? How are things with you?
Good sis but I have some news I could not tell you over the phone. They said my last dive, when the oxygen tank failed, caused me permanent damage after all. It's nothing I can't live with but it will take some getting use to still.
Oh my god, what's wrong?
It caused my taste and smell to disappear. I can't taste anything or smell anything anymore.
No way. Bullshit.
It is true sis. I was deprived of oxygen too long while down there. I will prove it to you.
He signals over to the waitress to come to the table. He whispers something in her ear and she walks back to the kitchen area.
Sis, this will really trip you out.
The waitress walks back holding one small ghost pepper in the palm of her hand.
Oh no, you are not...you can't?!
He puts it in his mouth and chews it up. Not even a single flinch or anything. I sat there in shock before saying anything. I was so amazed and felt sorry for him at the same time.
Well, bro, I have news for you but mine is good news to lighten this convo up a bit. I am finally in the big leagues of wrestling. I'm making my debut in NGW.
Hell yeah go girl. What kind of opponents do you have in your first match?
Well, it's a battle royal sort of thing to begin with but it really don't matter who they put up against me. I mean they are zero competition no matter who they are or think they are. So far one that might be involved is this pretty boy looking guy who goes by Jackson Ford. Most pretty boys are trying to make up for something they are lacking down below.
Hey now sis. Watch it.
Well you aren't exactly a pretty boy because you have a beard. So shuttup. Oh and I've heard another opponent sent in a promo. Koro is his name...he's one of those muscle monkey types, you know where they are so ape like they can't even put their arms down to their sides.
They both burst out laughing.
What it's true!! Oh and his lame nickname that he's given himself...the russian concussion. Like I bet that took him a long time to think of that one. Especially if he still watches Tom and Jerry.
Oh snap. Yeah I can tell you are my sister. You are too damn blunt just like me.
Awe, I will take that as a compliment. Can you believe he said I was a joke? Who is he kidding? He is the joke. Especially when I emasculate him in that ring. Make the big baby kiss my feet.
Okay sis enough about your match for now. So any guys after you there? Do I need to do the big brother and boyfriend talk with anyone?
I laughed and blushed as this was rare for me. Having someone have my back like that was still so surreal.
There are a few prospects but nothing concrete yet. I will keep you posted on that. There is this one I have my eye on. And I usually get what I want.
Good girl. Keep me in the loop about things. I want us to be close. Plus, I want to make sure you get a good guy because you deserve only the best.
We continued talking about the past as we finally ordered our lunches and took them to go. We went to our old neighborhood and compared hang out spots as we both ate. After words, I gave him the watch I bought for him and he surprised me with a necklace. He then took me back to the diner so I could get my car. We hugged and went our separate ways. It was a good Memorial day.